The days of terror anticipating and then enduring visits to the homes of your family and friends, especially when those visits are planned around a meal are now a thing of the past.No more hunching over, breaking into a cold sweat and getting fidgity looking for the first available opportunity to bail for the door in search of a public restroom when there is serious bio-business to be taken care of.
Thanks to an anonymous group of miracle-working, society-changing chemists, the world can now relax it's collective sphincter and visit-on, happy, secure and confident in the knowledge that you won't be peeling any paint or watering-up eyes when you 'skip to the loo' to export your gastrointestinal products.
Presenting - Poo-Pourri.
Available at amazon.com in a variety of sizes, scents and combinations. In a nutshell, you shake this bottle vigorously then spray inside the still-pristine toilet bowl before you get busy, coating the water surface completely with a lemon-scented film which somehow neutralizes the smell of the deposits you then leave.
It's crazy.....but it works. It REALLY does. No more lingering post-flush to light half a box of wooden matches, spritzing a fog of Febreeze in the air or entrusting the fate of those who will come along after you to the terminally-ineffective bathroom fan.
I leave you with the poem found on the back of the bottle of Pou-Pourri products. Let these simple yet profound words be our declaration of guest bathroom independence:
"There once was a young lad from Rhone
whose odor he'd rather disown
now he's taming his poo
by anointing the loo
and now happily sits on his throne!"
